Mother of the Year: Episode II

My crown of parenting incompetence grows yet more tarnished. Allow me to relate to you the events of last night as I remember them. Do you mind if I smoke? Good, because I’m still a little shaky, and these old … Continue reading

Mother of the Year

I know I’m only seven months on the job, ┬ábut I am ready to accept my “Mother of the Year” award. But if I were going to choose a category to win- I guess it would have to be for … Continue reading